Thumbnail Designer for Hilarious Voiceover Pet Content

wANTeD: a ThUmBnAiL WiZaRd who can make people stop mid-scroll and go "wait, why does that German Shepherd look like he's about to say something unhinged." Rufus Goodboy is the internet's #1 destination for animal voiceovers that should not be as funny as they are. We've got a whole cast of icons, the GERMAN German Shepherd, Nasty Otter, Cat Shanty, No Broke Toys, Zoomies, and more chaos on the way, and every single one of them deserves a thumbnail that makes millions of people go "I HAVE to know what this dog is saying." What you'll actually be doing: Turning screenshots of very good boys and very unhinged otters into thumbnails so good they should be illegal. Exaggerating facial expressions until a golden retriever looks personally offended. Making bold, chunky text pop against a pet's face without covering up the good stuff (the eyes, always the eyes). Keeping a consistent, recognizable "Rufus Goodboy" look across every video so fans spot us instantly in their feed. Occasionally making us laugh out loud at your own drafts before we've even watched the video. What we're looking for: Someone who knows their way around Photoshop, Canva, or Photopea (any one of these is great, you don't need all three). A good eye for comedic timing, yes, thumbnails have timing too. Bonus points if you've ever made a screenshot of an animal look 40% more dramatic than reality.